Tuesday, 25 August 2009

WET: Drowning In Shit

Watching the J-Bird playing the new demo of "Wet" is already bringing out the criticisms. First off, and this isn't racist, there is a VERY Chinese guy called "Simmons". "Simmons" isn't a Chinese person's name.

We come to EVERY MOVE HAVING SLOW MO. WHY? Apparently they tried it without Slow-Mo, and it's too hard. SO?

"Take A Swig" to get health back (I presume). So she drinks it, and then shoots it. Un-necessary? Yes. Oh, you have sword on your back too, but you can't use it. Nope. USELESS. Oh, breaking news. You CAN use it, but only when you're so close that you could bite their nose. It's fucking pointless.

Anyone that buys this game should be executed.

Stay Classy San Diego

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