Sunday, 13 September 2009

A Message to Bungie

This is a message to Bungie, because they can't seem to get this right.

Why is the "Heavy" gametype even in existence? It's the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen. Because ONE Wraith and ONE laser wasn't enough, they'll just throw in lasers left and right and a Scorpion. Which brings me to the next point.

WHY THE FUCK IS THE SCORPION SO OVER-POWERED? Everyone knows it, and you'd think that Bungie would fucking notice this. I remember the days when the Wraith was an equal to the Scorpion (or even better than it, come to think of it) but that was the good days. Now it's different. This must have been the little conversation they had.

"Hmm, the Wraith is a bit powerful don't you think?"
*puts down glass of Sherry* "Hmm, I think you're right. Make it a joke. Make it even crapper than that shit of a boss fight at the end of Halo 2"
"Right on sir"

FUCK YOU BUNGIE. YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID. THE WRAITH SHOULD BE AN EQUAL TO THE SCORPION. YOU FUCKING SUCK.

Stay Classy, San Diego

No comments:

Post a Comment